What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:33

Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Australia on the verge of qualification - FIFA
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Most-complete Stegosaur skull ever found forces rewrite of dinosaur history - Earth.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
'Materialists': Celine Song on Dating and Sex and the City's Influence - IndieWire
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Why is Joe Biden so vocal about supporting Ukraine's defense against Russia?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How was cancer treatment different in the US and the UK?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds